Verse 1

Snowflakes are falling
On a silent night
For now all is calm
And for now all is bright
'Til the sound of the doorbell
Fills this house with fear
Dysfunctional family
Christmas is here

Verse 2

Bring in the bags
And the baggage we got
You know those in-laws
Are coming in hot
Hold on to your stockings
It's about to get weird
Dysfunctional family
Christmas is here

Chorus

Fa la la la la
Di da la di day
Lord help us make it
Through this Christmas day
It's the crazy that comes along
Once every year
Dysfunctional family
Christmas is here

Refrain 1

Fa la la la la
Di da la di day

Verse 3

Cousin Timmy's got a temp
Of a hundred and three
He don't cover his mouth
Whenever he sneezes
And I'm trying my best
To not get too near
Dysfunctional family
Christmas is here

Verse 4

Well Grandma keeps yellin'
'Cause Grandpa can't hear
Can you believe Jolene
Did that to her hair
When the insults are flying
Like Santa's reindeer
Dysfunctional family
Christmas is here

Chorus

Fa la la la la
Di da la di day
Lord help us make it
Through this Christmas day
It's the crazy that comes along
Once every year
Dysfunctional family
Christmas is here

Refrain 2

Fa la la la la
Di da la di day
Fa la la la
Merry Christmas
Fa la la la la
Di da la di day
Fa la la la
Merry Christmas

Verse 5

Well you can't pick your family
That's God's choice to make
And all we got is each other
At the end of the day
So let's make some memories
That we'll all hold dear
Dysfunctional family
Christmas is here

Chorus

Fa la la la la
Di da la di day
Lord help us make it
Through this Christmas day
It's the crazy that comes along
Once every year
Dysfunctional family
Christmas is here

Tag

Dysfunctional family
Christmas is here